Bar Staff knew us from last year. Very Friendly. Pete's
Shit singing and dance moves. "Keep your rat in!" - Passey.
Songs - Jason Donavon - too many broken hearts, Eminem - Stan and MJ
- Thriller. Pete's been wearing some dirty Canvas shoes, Mickey and
Passey are constantly singing "Dirty Sailing Shoes" (to the
tune of crocodile shoes) at him. Surely this song isn't going to catch
on and it will all be forgotten the next day. Don't expect they will
still be singing it 10 years later! Turns out they wasn't even his shoes
anyway they were his dad's. "YOUR DADDY'S DIRTY SAILING SHOOOOES"
- Pete is in a mood!
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Section 1 |
Section 2 (Not Always
Applicable) |
Yes 2pts |
No 0 Pts |
Awesome 4Pts |
Good 3Pts |
Average 2 Pts |
Poor 1 pt |
Shit 0 Pts |
1. |
Distance From The Door To The Bar? |
N/A |
N/A |
. |
.X |
. |
. |
. |
2. |
Friendliness Of Bar Staff? |
N/A |
N/A |
.X |
. |
.. |
. |
. |
3 |
Choice Of Beer On Tap? |
N/A |
N/A |
.. |
X. |
. |
. |
. |
4 |
Average Price Of Drinks? |
N/A |
N/A |
.. |
. |
.X |
. |
. |
5 |
1. Pork Scratchings Availiable 2. If Yes, Quality Of Brand? |
.X |
. |
.X |
. |
. |
. |
. |
5a |
No Pork Scrathchings - Quality of other bar Snacks? |
N/A |
N/A |
. |
.. |
. |
. |
. |
6 |
1. JukeBox Available 2. If Yes, Value For Money? |
.X |
. |
X. |
.. |
.. |
. |
. |
6a |
No JukeBox - Quality Of Background Music? |
N/A |
N/A |
. |
... |
. |
. |
. |
7 |
1. Is There Football Viewing Potential? 2. If Yes Quality
Of Screen? |
.X |
. |
.. |
.X |
.. |
. |
. |
8 |
1. Pool table? 2. If Yes Value For Money? |
. |
.X |
. |
. |
. |
. |
. |
9 |
1. Quiz Machine? 2. If Yes, Quality Of Games Availiable? |
. |
X. |
... |
. |
. |
.. |
. |
9a |
No Pool Table, Quality Of Other Pub Games? |
N/A |
N/A |
. |
.. |
.X |
. |
. |
10 |
Cleanliness Of Toilets? |
N/A |
N/A |
.. |
. |
.X |
. |
. |
11 |
Comfort And Amount Of Seating? |
N/A |
N/A |
. |
.X |
. |
. |
. |
12 |
1. Beer Garden? 2. If Yes Quality Of Surroundings? |
.X |
.. |
. |
X. |
. |
.. |
. |
BONUS POINTS AWARDED: - |
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. |
REASON: - |
. |
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TOTAL POINTS ACHIEVED:- |
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41 |