"THE CHEQUERS"
 
Pub Number:
14
 
Amount Spent On Drinks
£11.20
Average Drink Price
£2.80
Toilet Facilities
Shit!
Juke Box
YES
Pool Table
NO
 

 

DRINKS PURCHASED:

         
PISS TAKERS
ADAM   MUDSHAKE £2.80
MICKEY   MUDSHAKE £2.80
Nath (No. 11)
NATHAN   MUDSHAKE £2.80
PETER   MUDSHAKE £2.80
GRAEME  
MISSING
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OFFICIAL SIGNATURE:

 

BARSTAFF: - Sharon (BITCH!)

COMMENTS

SHITTEST PUB ON BARCRAWL!! Very very very very very unfriendly barmaid.
No official signature from Sharon as she said it was a silly book! So Nath had to sign.
We call Sharon a bitch and decide to leave as soon as poss. Sharon phones ahead to
The Man Of Kent warning them about us and accusing us of stealing ash trays!!
As if we would! (Graeme Still Missing)